THE ADVANCED ARTIST-LEVEL WORKSHOP--ONLY $600.00
All clients get everything that was included in the Entry Level Package (Except Paul Shatz may not be at every show you are at.
HERE ARE SUPER ADD-ONS EVERY WORKSHOP ATTENDEE WILL WANT
#The Director's Chair will be moved out to the front of the booth.
You will get the thrill of overhearing hearing the wandering masses snide remarks about your art. You will get to hear some great cellphone conversations, maybe even overhear a hot tip for the Stock Market.
#You get your own personably autographed roll of toilet paper. Imagine the thrill, even a little smugness, as you go to the Porto-Potties and know even if they have run out (And they usually do) YOU GOT YOURS. Oh what a relief it is.
#You get to swill the artists blend of either cheap white or cheap red wine. And drink from a hand-blown wine glass. No plastic for you.
#You will be instructed by the Artist on how to approach new clients in the booth.
You will learn little tricks of the trade such as: when we can spot a high-roller even when he is wearing cheap sandals: learn how we know when a client has exhausted their limit on the credit card, so we don't waste undue time with them. Learn who has got the cash.
#Morning workshop attendees get to help the artist roll up the tarps on the booth, possibly even fold some.
Afternoon workshop attendees get to help drop the tarps and secure merchandise for the night.
#All workshop attendees are guaranteed to have at least one experience of when a client tries to get you down on your price. Experience the thrill of saying,"Nuts to you buddy." If they up the bargaining price and the sale is made, the Attendee gets a 20 per-cent commission out of it.
That is quite a package for $600. Wait til you read about the Uber Package, next.
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This could give Kickstarter a run for its money.
Pant-pant!!! Smells like reality to me Mr. Bernstein.
I don't think most people who go for this will need much training. They probably already are in fields where they sell services, like lawyers. Plus, they are exceptional at deal making. I think I could just hang out at a restaurant nearby and eat sushi and drink saki.
I have something to add to your super deluxe deal that will kick up the income to new levels and will insure a steady stream of people wanting to do this.
Love the socks. They go so well with your new look!
I'm tellin' you! Add a package that runs the whole weekend, including load in and load out. Maybe even packing and unpacking the van. Give it a cute name. Advertise it as an Artist Mentoring Workshop or some such. All those folks that think they want to join the show circuit will line up to pay you the big bucks!
Forget the bandaids, let the blood drip on the artwork, and then you can tell the customers you put your life's blood into your art.
Lmao! Only six Nels?
I hope one of the packages includes unpacking/set-up and packing/tear-down.
To "swear like Parker" that would be the ultimate.
My heart is starting to beat a little faster..