Having bailed out at the last minute on 3 shows this year, it was time to see how things were going. The Denver show has the advantage of being organized by Jim DeLutes, a road show veteran. Jim is (almost) obcessed with making this an event of note and I trust the guy to actually do what he says, and he said he promoted the bejesus out of it. He was right.

The crowds were there, (most with hands in pockets), but we were blessed with 4 days of the best weather Colorado could offer. That, my friends, was a minor miracle.This one may have cost Jim his soul. Sales for us hit my goal of 5K, but what was unusual was what was purchased. I rarely sell a big framed piece, sold one. I usually sell a dozen or so canvas wraps, sold three. The matted prints flew out the tent, and most were purchased in groups of three or four. Very cool, since this product has the highest profit margain. A few commissions (we will see) a wedding (been a while for that). The neighbors (the dancing dachshunds,a jeweler, a scuptor and Heather the clothing lady all had varying degrees of success (and for two of them, this was the last show,both going on to bigger and better things).My good friend Jeff (analog BW) had a decent show as well. No one complained about anything but sales (well, Jeff dislikes the preponderance of what he refers to as "landscape porn" the overly saturated nature work in the 10X20 booths). Some observations from the show:

1) I am convinced that tent poles have a secret life. Despite careful packing, pre assembly and organization, once exposed thery are never where they were left.I can see the damn things snickering and laughing, jumping from bag to bag just to confuse the hell out of me during set up. I plan to install a nanny cam in the bags to prove my theory.

2) One of the most under rated benefits is people watching. I have my favorites, the hippie in the flesh colored body suit leading his llama thru a show in Nederland, my biker buds and goth people that readily identify with my work (damn, that's some sick s**t dude!), and my all time favorite, the white guy in shorts with black knee socks with the flip up sun glasses. This show had the March of the Cougars. It began quietly, a trickle of little black dresses, high heels and feather boas that turned into one of the oddest parades of prefumed and overly made up women I had ever wittnessed.Side by each, no male escorts in sight, I thought "this is one hell of a girls night out". Turned out to be the premier of Sex in the City. Quite a sight, and more than one husband got the shot to the ribs by the girlfriend/wife as his head swiveled to admire the scene.

3) Despite years of shows, I can still screw myself.Had a bike couple (pedal bikes) stop and exhibit some good interest in the work. We talked for 20 minutes or so, and they asked if it was OK to take a few pics of the booth for reference to take back to the hotel. I never allow this, but they were soooo nice. I said OK. It started with a few general pics, then she began to frame the images, he would hold them up for her.By the time I realized I had been set up, they had a half dozen shots.Very uncomfortable confrontation followed, I stopped short of asking them to delete the images (I really had no proof of their intentions). Never again.

4) As the show ended, had a guy (blue blazer/yellow pants) walking with his wife stop for a second.He raised his hands in disgust, and said loud enough to hurt the feelings of anyone within earshot" Why can't these people do something different, it's the same old crap at every show". Wow. That one really hit below the belt.Hard enough these days, and to have one a**hole summarily dismiss the creative efforts of all the hardworking people kinda got to me. Then I thought, this guy is probably the only male to see Sex in the City with his wife.Good enough for me.

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  • Nels is who I want to be if I ever grow up. That's a big if. Hell, ya have to see the humor in all this stuff! Thanks Bill
  • Stil laughing my *ss off! Thanx for the review.
  • Mark:
    This is one of the best reviews I've read. I think you've even outdone Nels Johnson on this one and he is GOOD. Keep up the good work. I'm looking forward to running into you again in the future when we're both doing more shows.
  • Colorado has it's good shows, and sketchy ones. Mountain shows (Breck,Vail,Dillon, etc) happen every weekend it seems.The clientle are tourists but the shows are billed having a different demographic (rich folks in the hills). Problem being all their walls are filled, and no new walls being put up. I know Jim has his "Colorado Artists Tour"(Golden, a few others) you might check that out, I also know he is honest about shows in the area. Zapp has a deadline for the Durango show up coming, but travel from the south for this? Probably not cost effective. One of the better shows is Crested Butte (deadline passed). This is the only show in the year, and actually is a "destination" show that folks come to and buy and buy.
  • love love love this review. Wish we could all be so real. I was in Jacksonville, Florida this weekend at the Jazz Festival. Patty Labelle was the headliner and the lowest common denominator was the "this is FREE, baby", spectators. I ended up better than expected for "hot as heck" Florida on Memorial Day weekend. Third place offered a cash award and after much tooth pulling ended up with sales just below $3000. My nextdoor neighbor summed it all up with this comment, "Every sale is exhausting!" BUT, my whole point in responding to you, Mark, is I have a fabu friend in Denver are there any shows that are still open this summer that would be worth my trek to the delightful west???
    Di St. Jacques-Blue
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    Where art and awareness are the aesthetic........
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