Call for Artists, Making Money at Juried Art Fairs, Craft Shows and Festivals
That is when I tell them that I do. I constantly upgrade to the newest version from Verizon.
"Thanks! Your mouth makes really nice compliments."
Amazing! Truly, the worst photos I have ever taken were with my most expensive camera...
I am new to this site and am having a great time reading through this thread....hilarious. I’m also a landscape photographer and people say that’s me all the time...”You must have a good camera”, to which I reply...”Are you a good cook? You must have a good oven”. They usually laugh with me and say they get it. ;)
some of my faves....
him "do you make those in your oven?" me "no, it's done in a kiln" him "can't you do it in your oven?" me "only if it can go to 1450 degrees..."
her "is that acrylic?" me "no, it's all glass" her "are you sure?"
him "how did you paint that?" me,"no, it's all glass" him "sure looks like paint to me..."
them "my <insert relative here> took a class and does the same thing" me "bet you get lots of good x-mas presents"
I do pastels and my work is realistic. My least favorite question is when people ask me if I take photos and paint directly over them.
My number 2 is: when I say what medium I use, sometimes I get, "That is like crayons, right?" and then when I explain what pastels are made of, sometime I still get a follow up response, "Just like crayons"
"Thas jes melted crayons, aint it."